Salman

(Source: elliefire)

now he’ll never find out about his mole :/

(Source: seinfeld)

inspired-warrior:

Burj Khalifa, Dubai

ambitioussurvival:

SubhanAllah … I wish I could be there. 

(Source: infinitives)

owned

(Source: seinfeld)

(Source: ifdyingsyourwayoutimin)

poor lion just wants some baby food :(

(Source: pushthemovement)

truth

dailyseinfeld:

George: Oohoho…spicy mustard…woohoho, you’re hot tonight!
Tara: Oh, George!
George: And now for the trifecta. [Picks up a hand held TV and gets back under the covers.]
Tara: George? George? What are you doing?! [Pulls the covers off. George is eating a sandwich and watching TV.]
George: Pleasuring you?

(via TheBlood)

(Source: elliefire)

noooooo not spongebob…we must put a stop to these evil corporations!

(Source: wokeupsow8less)

what a beast

so true! why buy when you can download? :)

(Source: m3110w)

wow talk about ironic. not looking forward to flying anytime soon…

aljazeera:

Dear America: My name is Khan. I’m not a terrorist

do i know you?

(Source: thedailywhat)